Category: Joke Board
This is yet another parody I put together of one of those horrid forwards nobody likes to receive but many people like to send. Go figure. This contains dark and sarcastic humor, so if that kind of thing bothers you, do not read this.
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because you owe me money! Pay
up!
2. No man or woman is worth your tears,so make everyone else cry while
you're laughing and smiling like you're supposed to.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean your efforts at stalking and manipulation aren't working. Keep trying!
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and doesn't flinch at
your cold, clammy touch.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing
you can't have them because your shrinking ray broke again.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because negative emotions are just
yucky! Besides, seeing you depressed is entertaining for us.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you're an easy
target.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to let you keep
your killer fire ant collection.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right
one,because he's having some good laughs watching you screw up.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because you can plot revenge.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you, so what you have to do
is plan an even more evil conspiracy.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you write this
e-mail. Then don't send it because nobody asked you for your advice.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come after a good bout of whining.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON. BECAUSE I SAID SO IS A
REASON.
True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?
Who cares?
Hardly anyone I know. Then again, I'm a loser. Will you be my friend? I'll
pay you.
You have been Emotionally Blackmailed by the Green Dog!
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grrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Crrrrrrrrunch!
You will Have Good Luck For Two Years if you don't send this to anybody
and if this is sent back to you then people need much more to do..........
Here's a ratings scale for you in case you do want to send it.
1 to 4 people: 1 to 4 people got the e-mail, read the first two lines and
zapped it.
5 to 10 people: 5 to 10 people got the e-mail, 3 really thought they'd get
good luck so they sent copies to everyone at their work. the IRS computers
were bogged down by all the traffic.
10 to 15 people: Man, ever think of taking up a hobby like collecting comic
books or something? That's a helluva lot more fun.
15 to 20 people: I think you've been marked as a spammer, because 18 of
those addresses are high-traffic technical lists and you're way off-topic.
Expect a visit from the e-mail police instantly.
42 people: You've started a religious cult based on people being happy all
the time and denying themselves any negative feelings at all. Unfortunately,
they all get severely depressed and commit suicide before the aliens land.
That is brilliant! I loved no5..
Hahaha! That's fantastic. And 5 was my favorite as well. Also 7.
That was hilarious, especially:
"Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,because
he's having some good laughs watching you screw up."
lol Good job as always, dude. *grins*
lol!!
I don't know how I missed this first time around, but I'm glad someone bumped it back to the top. Brilliant work Godzilla.
Hey, this is good, thanks.
I think I'll send it to the person in my address book. That'll teach 'em a lesson.
Bob